Suzy G Goose's Journal

10:32am: More
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Mike
2. What is your weapon of choice? KCN
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Not on purpose.
4. How about of the same sex? Again, not on purpose.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Dear god, I don't really know. Maybe Mike? Perhaps Joe?
6. What is your pet peeve? I honestly hate slobs at the table (sorry if I am one).
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I probably keep them.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? exercise
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Sometime in the night? Depends on when I went to sleep.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Always trying to make contact with M Garcia, but never quite succeeding.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I Really don't remember. Man, this survey is sucking it up.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I love infomercials.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Severl months ago when I played tennis with Karl.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Once, I actually had to wake up early.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Strawberry Daquari (sp?) or some kind of good coffee.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? White please.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? First time I got drunk... It was with a lot of rum.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Why would I need to diet? ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT?!?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I'm fine the way I am.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I like salty foods, but not Salty Ron.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? No.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Maybe 4.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? One
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Of course.
4. Have you "done it"? which "it"? omg, yes!!!!!1111~~~~ (ha ha ha, Morgan is the best!)
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I really don't know.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Only one, and I am debt free.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Claire's....
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Give it to my parents.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous (Rich usually comes with it)
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Sure, if I could do what I wanted with the time.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Just a little... HA HA HA
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2Ksomething?

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Went to the doctor today.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? The scholarship.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Death.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Of course.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Every contest is like that.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Who hasn't?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Went to the doctor.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Erin's ceasingness to exist.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? What's the format for that show again?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Mostly the face.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability NOT to cry when confronted by someone of authority.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Why the hell?
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? They're all the same.

Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I don't believe in God or any higher being, if that helps.
2. What religion were you raised as? Christian? I went to church... kind of.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? It's all mirrors and strings.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I haven't broken it yet,but I plan to.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No, I never believed in that stuff, even when I was going to church.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Fuck no. I was Gyped.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Death (Man am I morbid)
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Always.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? I got maybe 2 numbers.
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? Just slot machines... I won 40 bucks once!
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Maybe?

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? I don't really support anything. I buy tacos and Sourdough Jacks for homeless people, though.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? I have given my time to Cancer research.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Not formally. Not on a resume.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Doubt it.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Sometimes, but I would rather give food.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes, but I really doubt people would ever return that help to me.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Gave 300 dollars to a friend for beauty school. Payed most of a friends rent for several months. Bought groceries for friends.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? I am not really sure.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Didn't you already ask? Oh wait, that was proud of. My answer is the same, though, and that's going to the doctor.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? My dad. He was a firefighter.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? For just about anyone, yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Karaoke.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Both.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? No, no.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I would not go.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? It's just death. What is everyone afraid of?
4. What should be guaranteed legal? Those youth over there in Asia.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Seeing as how Gore won the popular vote...
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Jon Bonet.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Hillary Clinton once... ha ha ha.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? I don't really know right now.
2. Do you collect anything? Fat on my body. he he he
3. Are you addicted to anything? I would say no.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Fuckin' Jews... That is... I have put Jewish people on laway.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Let the thing with Garrett get so out of hand. Ugh.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? I don't think so.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Robert.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Don't think so.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Sometimes.
4. What area are you wisest in? Common sense and logic?
5. Do you drive defensively? Offensively, maybe.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever? I don't like sex... so no.
7. What did you learn today? I am lame.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? What the fuck is that?

10:27am: Morgan was right.
MEMORIES

Tell one memory from each grade.
==PRESCHOOL==
Completing the 100 piece puzzle and thinking I was fucking tough.

==KINDERGARTEN==
We had cards that listed how many times we could do each activity. We got our cards punched each time we did a certian activity. For instance, there was playing in the house, playing with legos, painting, etc. Anyway, I always used up all of my painting chances first.

==FIRST==
Drying out grapes and making raisins. Oh, and we counted how many raisins were in a box of raisin bran.

==SECOND==
Mrs. Smith was my teacher. That's all I remember.

==THIRD==
Having to square dance with Josh, this fat kid I didn't like because he was fat. We also played recorders. Performed both of these tasks in front of parents.

==FOURTH==
Getting in big arguements with Lesa Close. And then she said "It's too bad you guys aren't my friends because I was going to invite all of my friends to my grandparent's houseboat on Lake Shasta this summer." That bitch liked to brag.

==FIFTH==
I was in a 5th/6th mix class. We had groups, and our sign of "Great Balls of Fire" was cool. Lupe's group was "The Snoops." I was also in a group called "The Kalamazoos"

Oh! And once I made the teacher cry because I didn't want to go on her stupid field trip.

==SIXTH==
Going on walking field trips every friday, and then once Danielle was snapping all the girls' bras, and she came to me and I was like "DONT! I... uhh... I'm not wearing a bra" and then she shouted "SUZY'S NOT WEARING A BRA! SUZY'S NOT WEARING A BRA!" the entire time. Hey, I didn't really need to.

==SEVENTH==
Crayfish! Mine was named Buddy. He died. So my second one was named Buddy 2. I think he died as well. Also, we did Odyssey of the mind and our play kicked ass.

==EIGHTH==
OM again, this time we went to Regionals and then State Finals in Monterey. It was fun, but everyone was really angry, I think. My science teacher was the best, science was so much fun.

==NINTH==
Being a girly girl and hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't like.

==TENTH==
Decided that it was stupid to hang out with people I didn't like. I had been doing it since 4th grade.

==ELEVENTH==
Complete loner again. Sometimes hung out with the punks. This year was the worst. Depression and teenage angst, I guess.

==TWELFTH==
Had a great time at College Connection (with Morgan!) I wish we would have hung out more, but shes aweful bitchy and pessamistic. He he... It's true! Had a crush on Scott Brackett. He firmly didn't believe in God. Now he is Christian and getting married to his Christian girlfriend. AH HA HA HA HA!

==SCHOOL AFTER HIGH SCHOOL==
Ha ha ha ha... Started at FSU in Fall 01, met Joe. Dropped out. Moved back to California. Hung out for the semester with Desiree and Garrett. Garrett got creepy when I broke up with him. Started Shasta College again in Spring 02. Dropped out. Desiree and I moved back to Tallahassee. Hung out Spring and summer, worked. Desiree moved back. Joe moved in with me! Finally finished a semester of college in Fall 02. Dropped out again in Spring 03. Ha ha ha... I was a straight A kid who loved school before. What happened?

==DESCRIBE TWO MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY PARTIES OF YOURS==
When I was really young, I had to invite Timmy and Greg, who lived down the street, to my birthday party. It wasn't fair because they never invited me to theirs. In 9th grade, we went to the Wooz in Vacaville or something. It's a giant human maze. FUN!

==DESCRIBE GETTING YOUR DRIVERS’ LICENSE==
Got 100% on the written test to get my permit. Didn't stop at a stop sign but still got my license for the driving test.

==EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY TO GET YOUR CRUSH’S ATTENTION? IF SO, WHAT?==
I cannot say that I have.

==DESCRIBE A FUN VACATION YOU’VE TAKEN==
>>france for 3 weeks with katie. we weren't really social enough to truly enjoy it, but come on, it's france.<< (Didn't you guys sneak out at one point in time?)

Anyway, I cannot really think of a fun vacation. I hope this next one to NY and SF will be fun.

==WHAT CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?==
Chico, CA. Red Bluff, CA. Tallahassee, FL. That's about it.

==HOW DID YOU MEET ALL YOUR FRIENDS?==
Don't you mean "how did you MEAT all your friends? Mwah ha ha ha ha. Umm.. usually through someone else. Or internet.

Your past…

==ACTIVITIES==
Soccer, softball, tennis... Thats about it.

==PETS==
Dear god, too many to remember. But the important were Sandy and Patty, the dogs; Silfe, the calico; Sammy the domestic; Rascal and Callie, the tabbies; Socks, the domestic. Now, it's Random the tortie and Cosine the calico.

==FIRST KISS==
Gross, with Garrett.

==CRUSHES==
I could actually name all the serious ones... Scott Brackett, Garrett Dickinson, Shawn Gallagher, Mike Churchill (the last three I made out with... oooh!)

==JOBS==
Telemarketer at ACI, Telemarketer at DialAmerica, Secretary at Shred-it (currently)

11:40am: Another from Morgan
five details about you...
[x] I just got out of the shower and I am supposed to be getting ready for work.
[x] I should go see a doctor but I really do not want to.
[x] I have a boyfriend and I practically live at his house.
[x] I am a college drop out (again)
[x] I have had an online diary since 8.3.0


five details about your appearance right now...
[x] Hair is wet.
[x] Wearing a periwinkle towel.
[x] Armpits/Legs unshaven
[x] Bruises everywhere
[x] Absolutely nothing pierced

five things you did today
[x] Woke up.
[x] Got kind of freaked out when the pest guy came in.
[x] Showered.
[x] Dreamt of making lots of asian food that was all really good.
[x] Slept in (as always)

five memorable things you did in the last year...
[x] Moved to Florida (almost one year ago!)
[x] Completed one semester
[x] Ruined all the others.
[x] Found that newsgroup that I really like.
[x] Went on a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas.

five things that everyone should know about you...
[x] Don't get attached.
[x] I'm sorry, but I don't really care and I really don't have an opinion.
[x] I apologize a lot.
[x] I love Desiree.
[x] I like to sleep.

five favorite groups...
[x] Pavement
[x] ASH
[x) Prime numbers
[x] Stephanie Witt, Erica Scott, Me, Mike, and whoever else might be around.
[x] ASM

five favorite movies...
[x] Rushmore
[x] Royal Tenenbaums
[x] American Beauty
[x] Lion King
[x] Groundhog Day

five things that make you happy...
[x] Seeing others happy.
[x] Brownies
[x] Sleeping
[x] Watching Mike play Ico, but only when he does what I tell him to.
[x] Being at airports.

five people who mean a lot to you...
[x] Desiree
[x] Mike
[x] Joe
[x] Laura
[x] Random lady named Erin that I believe killed herself.

five things that disgust you
[x] Slobs at the table.
[x] Gates.
[x] Being disrespectful to other people/other people's stuff.
[x] Assholes (people, not rectums)
[x] Pussy.

five things that impress you...
[x] Having it all together
[x] Being truly happy.
[x] Having the guts to go through with it.
[x] Smarts.
[x] Common decency/courtesy/sense/logic.

five things that don't impress you...
[x] Your taste in music.
[x] Your stupid record collection, though it is nice and I can appreciate it (Sorry, Mike).
[x] Why you're better than me.
[x] Your girlfriend/boyfriend
[x] Your complete reliance on others.

five things you cant live without...
[x] Tetris
[x] Puzzles (not necessarily jigsaw)
[x] Food
[x] Shower
[x] My mind (so if I ever lose it, you know I'm in trouble)

11:23am: Morgan knows she did this so I would steal it.
--> Name: Suzanne
---> Birth date: 9.24.83
---> Birthplace: Chico, California
---> Current Location: Tallahassee, Florida
---> Eye Color: Hazel/Brown. I hope it's more brown.
---> Hair Color: black with dark brown roots you can barely notice.
---> Righty or Lefty: Righty
---> Zodiac Sign: Libra on the cusp of virgo
---> Innie or Outtie: Innie

// series two - describe
---> Your heritage: I drink tequila. People call me "taco," is that enough?
---> The shoes you wore today: My reeboks on my way home, but now I am wearing god-aweful-but-they've-kind-of-grown-on-me cherry slippers
---> Your hair: Growing out.
---> Your eyes: Brown and hazel. Didn't I already answer this one.
---> Your weakness?: God, I don't really think I have any... other than attempting to making people happy.
---> Your fears: People thinking I am mean
---> Your perfect pizza: Hungry Howies original cheese, original crust with pineapple.
---> One thing you'd like to achieve: Death. Mwah ha ha ha!

// series three - what is
--> Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: N E Wayz C U @ 5
---> Your thoughts first waking up: Damnit, am I awake? Do I have to wake up?
---> The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: hair
---> Your best physical features: (clothed) body
---> Your usual bedtime: As soon as possible.
---> Your greatest accomplishment: Sadly, getting in to USC.
---> Your best memory: Probably something about flying kites. Or making out with someone.

// series five - do you
---> Smoke: Sometimes. Though lately, it's been making me sick.
---> Cuss: golly gee, me? no way!
---> Sing well: only when no one can hear me <~ (second me)
---> Take a shower: Every motherfucking day.
---> Want to go to college: I am not too sure. I haven't planned that far. I have completed 1 of the last 4 semesters and dropped out the other 3.
---> Like high school: I didn't like it then, and I won't like it now.
---> Want to get married: No way, unless maybe for the elegant party.
---> Type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes, I do.
---> Believe in yourself: I suppose so.
---> Get motion sickness: No.
---> Think you're attractive: No, but I look in mirrors anyway.
---> Think you're a health freak: Ha ha ha ha ha! I like sausage!
---> Get along with your parents: sure.
---> Like thunderstorms: Very much so.
---> Play an instrument: Nobody wants me to.

// series six - in the past month, did/have you
---> Drank alcohol: Yes. I had two fucking shots of tequila and then went to a resteraunt and cried. I was drunk... off of two shots! Insane!
---> Smoke(d): I had a cigarette with robert. And then I got sick later that night.
---> Done a drug: I tried smoking pot with Desiree, but it didn't work.
---> Made Out: Suzy has a boyfriend!
---> Go on a date: He takes me on dates!
---> Go to the mall?: In the past month? I don't think so.
---> Been on stage: No.
---> Been dumped: Nope. I've been rejected, though. But not in the past month.
---> Gone skating: Nope.
---> Made homemade cookies: Mike made cookies, I made coffee cake.
---> Been in love: Nope. I guess my standards are high.
---> Gone skinny dipping: No way!
---> Dyed your hair: Not in a while.
---> Stolen anything: I believe so, though I am not sure.

// series seven - have you ever?
---> Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Ha ha, Mike and I play strip poker. And then he quits when he starts losing.
---> If so, was it mixed company: Just me and him.
--> Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Ha ha ha, first time I got drunk.
---> Been caught "doing something": I do things every day. People see me.
---> Been called a tease: I am a cock tease.
---> Gotten beaten up: I don't think so.
---> Shoplifted: Maybe
---> Changed who you were to fit in: Who hasn't?

// series eight - the future
---> Age you hope to be married: n/a
-> Numbers and Names of Children: n/a
---> Describe your Dream Wedding: Very elegant. And FREE!
---> What age do you want to die: 20
---> What do you want to be when you grow up: I hope I don't reach that point.
---> What country would you most like to visit: France?
---> Current Clothes: Periwinkle towel. Same slippers as before.
---> Current Mood: Bored with life.
---> Current Taste: Saliva
---> Current Hair: Wet
---> Current Annoyance: Gates, the motherfucking asshole.
---> Current Smell: Me about to fart.
---> Current thing you ought to be doing: Getting ready for work.
---> Current Desktop Picture: Winter scene with pine trees.
---> Current Favorite bands: Blur, Pavement, Starlight Mints, Quasi...
---> Current Book: Derek Humphry and Geo Stone
---> Current Worry: After moving...
---> Current Crush: Kevin Spacey (again)

5:00pm: for me, of course
1. What's the first thing you remember wanting to be when you grew up?:
President, I think.

2. Describe a dream you remember.:
I don't feel like it right now, but it was creepy and I will never forget it.

3. What book are you reading?:
A History of Pi

4. What colour are your sheets?:
Brown/Tan

5. What song is in your head right now?:
I Know It's Over by the Smiths. I am listening to it.

6. Waitaminnit... Where are you?:
In my room, with my computer.

7. I am afraid of...:
People finding out...

8. Your day job/dream job:
Secretary at Shred-It/rich.

9. What movie have you seen the most times?:
Royal Tenenbaums

10. One question for Jesus, or Buddha or Muhammed, etc:
Since they dont exist, who would I ask?

11. The guilty pleasure you'd really rather not admit to here:
None.

12. Comfort food of choice:
Why do I not feel like filling this out? I usually enjoy these.

13. What's the last video you rented?:
Vulgar and something else with Mike.

14. Who do people say you look like?:
this girl named Ann... there is this guy named scott who wants to beat me up because ann is his ex girlfriend and when he see's me, he thinks i am her, so he wants to punch me.

15. What's the bane of your existence?:
i dont know what that means

16. What's the last thing you found on the ground and picked up?:
a sticky note.

18. Where would you like to grow old?:
san francisco

19. A word of wisdom:
be happy.

20. The question you get asked ALL THE TIME!!!:
i dont really know

21. When was your last hospital visit?:
almost exactly 3 years ago. jesus, that was a long time ago. and look where i am now.

22. The last thing you said out loud:
"bye"

23. Current clothing:
short blue slip and a sweater

24. Your favourite season:
fall

25. In my last lifetime I was probably...
heh:
dead. man, i am sorry for the lack of effort in this survey.

4:03pm: its so fucking true
i am



what
microsoft OS are you?

3:09pm: yay morgan!
PART A: THE BASICS

Your full name: Suzanne Michelle Gonzales
What it means: Suzanne means Lilly, so I guess Lilly of the Beans.

WHO WAS...

The last person you hung out with: Mike
The last person you talked to on the phone: Some woman that called my work.
The first concert you went to: Save Ferris/Freakdaddy
The last place you went (outside your home): I am at work right now, but before that, school. (The Love building)
What are you most worried about?: Being unhappy.
How old would you like to be when you get married?: Umm... like 32 I guess... Probably older.
What do you want your profession to be?: Research Scientist
How many kids do you want to have?: I want to adopt two black kids.

FINISH THE SENTENCE...

My mom... needs to take better care of herself.
My dad... is the smartest person in the world.
Would you shave your head for a $1,000?: fuck yeah
Would you kill someone?: No.
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?: FSU Student films (all of them).
If you could go anywhere for a free vacation, where would you go? I would like to charter a private jet and go to San Francisco with my friends.
Do you like roller coasters?: Of course.
How many times have you been kicked out of class?: Once (It was Wyatt's fault, and he didn't even get kicked out)
Do you like pizza?: PIZZA DIET!!!!
Do you like knowing more about your friends?: Than they know about me? Yes.
Are you afraid of dying?: I look forward to it.
Do you like where you live?: Tallahassee is wonderful!
Your (natural) hair color: Dark brown.
Do you like your looks?: Body shape, less the belly. That is all.
Do you think you are smart?: Not at all.
Are you fun?: I don't think so.
Who are your favorite people to hang with?: Desiree, Laura, Mike, Karl.
What is your favorite brand of jeans?: I have two pairs of jeans. So I guess the GAP ones.
Do you use an alarm clock to wake yourself up?: Yes, but I have not used it in a long time. Mike's alarm clock wakes me up.
What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?: Listen to the rain... while making out. MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.
What do you not consider to be an actual "sport"?: Any type of racing except foot.
What color of clothes do you like to wear the most?: Black and shades of brown.
Do you like cheese on your sandwiches?: Swiss
What is your favorite fruit?: I like strawberries.
What is your personal motto?: Make others happy, despite how they act towards you.
What do you long for?: Happiness

PART B: THE CONSPIRATORS

Who are your friends?: Desiree and Jennie Chow amongst others in California. Here, I would like to think Laura, Joe, Mike, Karl, Victor... maybe some others.
Who are your enemies?: I have none, though I am sure some think that about me.
Are you a good friend?: No, and I apologize for that.
Who do you go to for advice?: Bekah?
Do any of your friends go to you for advice?: Oh, I guess Bekah would be one of my friends too, huh?. I guess they come to me for advice, but they shouldn't because I am aweful at giving it out. "Do whatever you think you should do."
Who knows you the best?: Desiree or Jennie Chow.
Who makes you laugh the most?: Shawn.
How important is friendship to you?: You would kill me if you found out. (Not very, I don't think. I can drop them at a moments notice).

C: CHERISHED PASTIMES

Favorite color: Red is my favorite color, which is a cherished pastime.
Favorite musical genre? Garage rock.
Favorite band/singer: Pavement and/or Blur.
Favorite song(s): I do not know for now.
Favorite movie(s): Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums. Groundhog day.
Favorite teacher: Mrs. Tranbarger for 4th grade, and Mrs. Stuart for 12th grade.
Favorite book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chebosky (sp?)
Food you hate: Curry is the food that I hate that is a cherished pastime.

3:36pm: i am feeling stupid
right now, i want to get piss drunk. i want to smoke a thousand cigarettes. but most importantly, i want to have meaningless sex with some random dude that i will never see again.

watch me follow through.

3:24am: Morgan does these for me to steal.
1) What is your favorite soda?
I do not drink soda. I like water.

2) What is your favorite fried fatty food?
Sweet and sour chicken.

3) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The world may never know.

4) Is your voice deep or high? What celebrity do you sound like?
Deep and obnoxious.

5) What celebrity do you most resemble or have been told that you most resemble?
Janeane Garofalo (I am flattered) or Molly Shannon.

6) Do you like oatmeal? How about grits? If so, what the hell is wrong with you?
Oatmeal is good, in fact, on my most recent trip to the Super (Wal Mart) I got some oatmeal. That is what I will eat tomorrow when I wake up.

7) When camping do you prefer to sleep in a tent or in a sleeping bag outside?
I have not been camping in a long time. I want to sleep with a boy.

8) What is the first thing you do when you get home from work/school?
Go online, what else do I have to do?

9) How many fingers am I holding up?
Seven.

10) Describe the perfect kiss.
Couple weeks ago. That was fun.

11) Describe the perfect soap/shower gel.
Peaches, exfoliating, moisturising and deoderant (yes, deoderant soap).

12) Squeeze your eyes shut really tight and count to ten. What do you see?
I feel like I am going to fall over. I have been smoking/drinking.

13) Blu (Cantrell) or Pink?
What? Cantrell? I don't get it. Weezer albums? Pinkerton.

14) Redd (Foxx) or (Tom) Green?
The Red Green Show.

15) Tom Brokaw or Peter Jennings?
CNN Headline News. (727 crashed in Tallahassee this morning)

19) Katie Couric or Joan London?
I e-mailed Katie once.

20) What do you want your tombstone to say?
"Please spread rumors about her"

1: Do you fart and then blame it on other people?
Grandpa does.

2: Ice or no ice?
No ice, it is annoying.

3: Do you like olives?
I used to really like black olives, now they just taste like gross.

4: Didn't Madonna destroy "American Pie"?
Of course. As she does with everything else.

5: Britney Spears... yay or nay?
Hurray!

6: If you could design your own man whore, what would he be like? (If you're a male, design your own regular whore. :P)
He would be just for me, he would look like Michael Garcia, have the sense of humor of Shawn, but he would be nice and caring and fun to be around... oh wait a minute, I am describing my ideal mate. Oh, and he would be a lot like me. But cooler.

7: Do you talk with your hands?
Gesticulate. Yes.

8: Are you one of those freaks who talks with their hands when they're on the phone, even though the other person can't see you? (It's ok if you answer yes, because I do that.)
I don't care what you do. Yes.

9: Tea... yay or nay?
Used to be YAY but now I just drink water.

10: Cheetos... its own religion? o.O
lower case o period capital o? Fuck you.

11: If you had your own Ben and Jerry's flavor, what would you be, and how many calories per serving would you have?
I would be like cookies and cream, and I be the fattiest thing on the planet because only those who truly loved me would be around me.

12: Would you like to play with my boobies?
No, but you can play with mine.

13: If you had to have sex with Regis or else you'd grow a boob on your back, would you do it?
Just to get it over with, yeah. OKAY, SO IVE HAD SEX WITH REGIS PHILBIN, NOW HAVE I GOT VALIDITY? HUH? NOW DO MY WORDS HOLD SOME WEIGHT?

14: Three's Company or Family Ties?
Fuck you, I like Growing Pains.

15: Bill Cosby or Robin Williams?
Bill Cosby is very very funny. I want to eat a corn dog.

16: Your place or mine? *wink wink*
Lets go to yours... My bed creaks and I am sure you have been with a thousand other girls in yours. ITS COOL. NO REALLY, IT IS.

3:16pm: back to the surveys
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT - I live in my room. Desiree has moved out. Gates lives in his room. At the 815. Joe moves in late next month. Gates will be gone for two weeks in the beginning of August. I will be all alone in my house for two weeks. Scary.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I do believe I have started to read Contact by Carl Sagan, but I don't know when I will finish it.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Right now (at work) I just use a blue generic mousepad, but at home, I do not use a mousepad.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble, but as with any other game, I hate playing it with sore losers, or just assholes.
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE/ ONLINE ZINE? Nothing, really.
6a. FAVORITE SMELL? Clean hair, clean bodies, boys aftershave.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Dirty hair, alcohol, vomit.
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Thunder and pouring rain.
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Letting yourself down.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Damnit"
10. FAVORITE COLOR? Red
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? However long it takes me to get to it. And then I answer with "I'm sorry, Gates isn't home"
12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME - I have always liked Alex, but Sebastian (Desiree's future nephew) is a very cute name as well.
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE? Happiness.
14. FAVORITE FOODS? Mall food court chinese food.
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I have had a speeding ticket.
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No. Though I wouldn't mind it.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Completely awesome. Hurray for studying what I love.
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1984 AMC Eagle. Two-tone brown, and it looked like a jacked up station wagon. 4WD.
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Douglas Adams
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Counselor Deanna Troi's Chocolate Somethingorother (form the Star Trek Resteraunt)
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I'm not a fucking wasteful asshole.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Assistant person thingy on Bill Nye.
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? Black, and I am going to tonight.
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?- Not IN love, but I have loved.
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends, three minutes ago, was it full or empty?
28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, American Beauty. Magnolia
29. YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes.
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Drawers with nothing in them.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3.1415926353897932384626...
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Synchronized Swimming. It's pretty damn cool.

5:57pm: school days
ELEMENTARY
1. What was the name of your grade school? John A. McManus for K-3, Magnolia for about a week in 4th grade (full time GATE), Jackson Heights for 4-6.
2. Did you ever transfer? Nope. (note sarcasm)
3. Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yeah, and I can only remember eating goldfish.
4. What was your favorite subject? In Sunday School or regular elementary? I guess Sunday School's would have been snack time. For regular elementary, it was science. (we made raisens out of grapes!)
5. Who was your favorite teacher? Best teacher EVER - Mrs. Tranbarger (Mrs. T.)
6. Did you have to wear a uniform? I wish.
7. Did you have siblings in your grade school? Jennifer is only 18 months older than me, and therefore only one year ahead in school.
8. Did your class ever have to spend time with the kindergartners? No, but I was a teacher's aide in 6th grade for the kindergartnders.
9. Are you still friends with anyone from grade school? Lesa Close is really cool. She is the future Governor or California, I know it. That's about as close as I get. I haven't even talked to Lesa for a couple months.
10. Did your 8th grade class ever have a reunion? That would suck ass. I would just be really bitter because I hated everyone at school. If my teachers were there, though, that would ROCK!
11. Did you go? n/a
12. Did you like gym class? I ran the mile in 9:07, I was stoked that i broke 10 minutes. Also... I WOULD HAVE HAD STRAIGHT A'S ALL THROUGHOUT JUNIOR HIGH IF I DIDNT GET THAT FUCKING B+ IN PHYSICAL EDUCATION. FUCK YOU, MR. MONTGOMERY!!!!
13. What was your favorite game in gym? Tennis? Mr. Poulton was an awesome PE teacher.
14. What did your lunch box have on it? I do not think I had one. Yeah, I was a cafeteria kid. NERD!
15. Did you ever buy lunch in school? PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!
16. Were you ever left back? Nope.

HIGH SCHOOL
1. What was the name of your high school? Red Bluff High School.
2. Did you ever transfer? Yes, from Red Bluff High School to.... no.
3. What was your favorite subject? Math, even though MR. FOX WAS AN ASSHOLE AND MADE ME CRY. He also made Brooke Byrd cry, he was such an asshole and shouldn't be teaching. You just don't make fun of your students, dude.
4. Who was your favorite teacher? Mrs. Stuart at College Connection.
5. Did you have to wear a uniform? I wish
6. Did you have a boy/girlfriend that went to school with you? You mock the fact that boys hated me. I guess I kind of dated Scott Brackett for a while, though. eh...
7. Did you get detention/suspension a lot? Never once.
8. What was the worst thing you ever did to get detention/suspended? I have never been detained or suspended.
9. Are you still friends with people from high school? I really don't think so.
10. Were you part of any clubs or sports? Tennis? 3 years.
11. Were you popular? I rocked. I was a loner.
12. Did you care? I was an angsty teenager. "I don't care!"
13. What was in your locker? Bio book. I purposely got the locker closest to Mrs. Hassay's class so I wouldn't have to lug around my Bio book for too long.
14. Did you get into any fights? I am a very nice person.
15. Did you have a reunion? No, I wish we would, though, then while everyone else is all washed up, I would be totally hip.
16. What colleges did/will you apply to? UCLA (rejected) UC Berkeley (rejected), CSU Long Beach (accepted... safety), University of Southern California (accepted! scholarship!), Florida State University (accepted! scholarship! attended! dropped out! returned! scholarship!)

5:52pm: school days
ELEMENTARY
1. What was the name of your grade school? John A. McManus for K-3, Magnolia for about a week in 4th grade (full time GATE), Jackson Heights for 4-6.
2. Did you ever transfer? Nope. (note sarcasm)
3. Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yeah, and I can only remember eating goldfish.
4. What was your favorite subject? In Sunday School or regular elementary? I guess Sunday School's would have been snack time. For regular elementary, it was science. (we made raisens out of grapes!)
5. Who was your favorite teacher? Best teacher EVER - Mrs. Tranbarger (Mrs. T.)
6. Did you have to wear a uniform? I wish.
7. Did you have siblings in your grade school? Jennifer is only 18 months older than me, and therefore only one year ahead in school.
8. Did your class ever have to spend time with the kindergartners? No, but I was a teacher's aide in 6th grade for the kindergartnders.
9. Are you still friends with anyone from grade school? Lesa Close is really cool. She is the future Governor or California, I know it. That's about as close as I get. I haven't even talked to Lesa for a couple months.
10. Did your 8th grade class ever have a reunion? That would suck ass. I would just be really bitter because I hated everyone at school. If my teachers were there, though, that would ROCK!
11. Did you go? n/a
12. Did you like gym class? I ran the mile in 9:07, I was stoked that i broke 10 minutes. Also... I WOULD HAVE HAD STRAIGHT A'S ALL THROUGHOUT JUNIOR HIGH IF I DIDNT GET THAT FUCKING B+ IN PHYSICAL EDUCATION. FUCK YOU, MR. MONTGOMERY!!!!
13. What was your favorite game in gym? Tennis? Mr. Poulton was an awesome PE teacher.
14. What did your lunch box have on it? I do not think I had one. Yeah, I was a cafeteria kid. NERD!
15. Did you ever buy lunch in school? PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE!
16. Were you ever left back? Nope.

HIGH SCHOOL
1. What was the name of your high school? Red Bluff High School.
2. Did you ever transfer? Yes, from Red Bluff High School to.... no.
3. What was your favorite subject? Math, even though MR. FOX WAS AN ASSHOLE AND MADE ME CRY. He also made Brooke Byrd cry, he was such an asshole and shouldn't be teaching. You just don't make fun of your students, dude.
4. Who was your favorite teacher? Mrs. Stuart at College Connection.
5. Did you have to wear a uniform? I wish
6. Did you have a boy/girlfriend that went to school with you? You mock the fact that boys hated me. I guess I kind of dated Scott Brackett for a while, though. eh...
7. Did you get detention/suspension a lot? Never once.
8. What was the worst thing you ever did to get detention/suspended? I have never been detained or suspended.
9. Are you still friends with people from high school? I really don't think so.
10. Were you part of any clubs or sports? Tennis? 3 years.
11. Were you popular? I rocked. I was a loner.
12. Did you care? I was an angsty teenager. "I don't care!"
13. What was in your locker? Bio book. I purposely got the locker closest to Mrs. Hassay's class so I wouldn't have to lug around my Bio book for too long.
14. Did you get into any fights? I am a very nice person.
15. Did you have a reunion? No, I wish we would, though, then while everyone else is all washed up, I would be totally hip.
16. What colleges did/will you apply to? UCLA (rejected) UC Berkeley (rejected), CSU Long Beach (accepted... safety), University of Southern California (accepted! scholarship!), Florida State University (accepted! scholarship! attended! dropped out! returned! scholarship!)

5:56pm: survey for YOU!
I know no boys read this.. but if you are a boy and you are reading, answer me this:
Would you ever surprise your girlfriend (let's pretend you have one) with tickets to something classy like the opera or a nice symphony?
I would be pissed if any boy ever did that for me. That would be horrible. I do not wish for it... ever.... especially not every night.

11:59am: Survey, eh?
- last book you read: I am reading Salmon of Doubt by Douglas Adams.
- last movie you saw: GATTACA starring Uma Thurman being not so annoying, Ethan Hawke and Jude Law
- last movie you saw on the big screen: Panic Room, starring Jodie Foster, that other girl, and Desiree and me making comments all throughout the movie (even the black people told us to shut up!)
- last phone number you called: Larry's house last night, but their phone was fucked up... as always.
- last show you watched on TV: Some biography on Geena Davis (over at Larry's)
- last song you heard: The Strokes were playing in Desiree's car, but I don't remember which song.
- last thing you had to drink: Water
- last thing you ate: Manacotti. Or gum.
- Last Time you showered: About a half hour ago.
- last time you cried: Saturday night. Party. I always cry when there is alcohol in me.
- last time you smiled: Right now... but before that... I don't know... yesterday, I am sure.
- last time you laughed: Last night watching TV.
- last person you hugged: Ron, the gay black guy that bakes cookies for the Great American Cookie Co.
- last person you kissed: HA HA HA HA HA! NOT GARRETT! But I will give you a hint, he has the same initials as me (S.G. yo).
- last person you talked to online: Kimothy
- last person you talked to on the phone: Whoever called for Gates this morning.
- last thing you smelled: My deoderant.

Do you...
- smoke? I smoke, but I am not a smoker. I havent smoked since Saturday night.
- do drugs? We were going to try pot with Larry last night, but there was a lot of tension between him and Shawn that just kind of ruined the mood.
- drink? Wow, ask me all of these questions 5 months ago, and the answers would have been "NO WAY!"
- have sex? This one remains to be no.
- sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
- have a crush? Yeah, though I shouldn't.
- have a boyfriend/girlfriend? HA! Yeah right.
- have a dream that keeps coming back? I have had those, but not recently.
- play an instrument? I pretend to play bass.
- believe there is life on other planets? Somewhere there is life that is not on Earth, definately.
- read the newspaper? I read the Wall Street Journal at work (usually just the Marketplace section)
- have any gay or lesbian friends? A couple, yeah.
- believe in miracles? Nope.
- believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes, and that is how it should be.
- consider yourself tolerant of others? I am very tolerant, or at least I seem that way.
- consider police a friend or foe? Friend, dude, give them a break, it's just their job.
- like the taste of alcohol? I HATE it. Ugh...
- have a favourite Stooge? No, in fact, I think they are annoying.
- believe in astrology? I read my horoscope for fun.
- believe in magic? It's all done with mirrors.
- pray? To what?
- go to church? Sometimes I drive by.
- have any secrets? No. Ask me anything, I will answer.
- have any pets? Not here, though Joe might be bringing a CHINCHILLA!
- go to or plan to go to college? I'm at FSU
- have a degree? Planning on getting one.
- wear hats? My face is ugly.
- have any piercings? Not even my ears.
- have any tattoos? I want Pi.
- hate yourself? No, that is rediculous.
- have a "hot spot"? Under my boobs. It's true, it's true.
- wish on stars? I used to, I should continue to.
- like your handwriting? I wish it were better.
- have any bad habits? Probably. Yeah.
- believe in witches? Yes, but do they have magical powers? Nah.
- believe in Satan? No.
- believe in ghosts? Dunno.
- believe in Santa? No.
- believe in the Easter Bunny? YES! I saw it once, it is black, and it has a little white helper bunny.
- believe in the Tooth Fairy? No, I woke up once when my mom was slipping me a dollar... She then changed it to five.
- have a second family? Not really.
- trust others easily? Sadly, yes.
- like sarcasm? I fucking HATE it!
- take walks in the rain? When I've got the chance.
- kiss with your eyes closed? Kissing is fun. Eyes closed yeah.
- sing in the shower? Why else would you want to take a shower?

8:04pm: Stolen from Nagrom
1. [Spell your name backward]: Yzus, or Ennazus
2. [Where do you live?]: Tallamahasseeism
3. [Describe yourself in 4 words]: Sometimes happy, sometimes not.
4. [Who is your worst enemy?]: I have no enemies, though I make fun of my ex-boyfriend a lot. (He was a jerk, though, so it's alright)
5. [If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: Joe might be getting a chinchilla! Those are small and cuddly... and have little black poops
6. [What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I think just 36 hours. I started seeing grey fog that wasn't actually there around hour 35, I was watching pornography with Reel Big Fish in it and I had to ask Ryan Harris to escort me to the car because I didn't trust myself.
7. [Ever been to Belgium?]: I can't say that I have. Actually, I can say that, but I would be lying.
8. [What's your favorite coin?]: Dimes are cute, but Quarters are bigger. The new golden dollar is like pirate booty, and therefore ROCKS!

DESCRIBE YOUR
9. [Wallet]: Red stolen from Ross.
10. [Brush]: I do not use a brush, only a comb.
11.[Toothbrush]: White and blue, I think.
12. [Jewelry worn daily]: Hair elastic(s) around my wrist, my big ass watch, two black jelly bracelets. That's about it.
13. [Pillow cover]: Tan.
14. [Blanket]: I have more than one blanket, but the most interesting one is a quilt that my great aunt made me for a graduation present. I am jealous of my sister's, though, hers is better.
15. [Coffee cup]: No coffee.
16. [Sunglasses]: Black, kind of triangular with rhinestones at the ends.
17. [Underwear]: Black from Victoria's Secret. (That is what I would be wearing had I enough pairs of them, but for now, it's just light blue cotton underwear from Costco)
18. [Shoes]: Black Reeboks
19. [Handbag]: Little black thing from Claire's. HA HA HA HA HA. Hey, it was on sale.
20. [Favorite top]: BLACK SHORT SLEEVED FAVORITE TEE FROM THE GAP!!!!!!
21. [Favorite pants]: My black slacks, though my brown jeans make me look thin.
22. [Cologne/Perfume]: I wish I smelled good.
23. [CD in stereo right now]: Pavement, what else? (Though Grandaddy is currently playing on Winamp)
25. [Piercings]: None.
26. [Wearing]: Grey slacks, light blue Vegas Records tee, black reeboks, white tube socks, black bra, light blue underwear.
27. [Hair]: In that awkward and ugly in-between stage. I should just cut it so it will look better.
28. [Makeup]: I didn't apply any today, but there is a little bit leftover from Saturday's party cause laura put eyeliner on me. I like it.

11:03pm: Random survey from random goth metal kid.
1 MINUTE AGO: Searching for Science Court on KaZaA
1 DAY AGO: 24 hours ago, I was at home, waiting for Laura to call me saying the show was over. 20 hours ago, though, I was at the party having a blast!
1 WEEK AGO: Man, I don't remember. I haven't done much in the past month or so, so I was most likely on the computer.
1 YEAR AGO: It is quite possible that I was on vacation with my family here in Florida, but in Orlando, of course.
5 MINUTES AGO: Shitting.
5 DAYS AGO: Joe was here Monday night! Me and Joe and Laura and Desiree were probably just Hanging out. Spectated the Volley Bonk game for a bit, then Joe and I went to Shawn and Larry's house. I hadn't seen those kids in quite a while.
5 WEEKS AGO: That was June 1st. I was probably stressing about rent, like usual.
5 MONTHS AGO: This was right around the time I decided to move back to Florida. If it was before that, I was being lame and bummed in California. If it was after I decided to move, I was getting all excited and getting my act together to take off.
5 YEARS AGO: Doing nothing. Getting ready to start high school. Summers were always boring.

I HURT: those I love.
I LOVE: feeling good.
I HATE: feeling bad.
I FEAR: folks hating me.
I HOPE: folks don't hate me.
I FEEL: warm, physically.
I BREAK: yo ass, baby, when I show you how incredibly awesome I am!
I LISTEN: to the crickets outside, but now that I think about it, why are not I listening to music?
I HIDE: in my room. That is pretty much only when I do not wish to deal withe people. It is really sad, though, that one would consider interacting with others "dealing" with them. Ooh, now I am listening to All Over Again by Phantom Planet.
I DRIVE: everyone everywhere. And I do not mind at all.
I BREATHE: quietly.
I PLAY: with my own mind.
I MISS: having fun with certian kids.
I LEARN: as often as possible.
I KNOW: it isnt as often as I like.
I SAY: what is appropriate rarely. I could see how it might get annoying.
I DREAM: but don't remember.
I WANT: to be like I was about 2 months ago.
I FELL: for it.
I WAIT: by the phone. At home. I should stop.
I NEED: nothing more than what I have (though a couple sincere compliments wouldn't come unwelcome.)
I THINK: therefore I'm single.

7:42pm: Took this from one of Morgan's Friends.
as you read this...

-what is one thing on your mind?
I am wondering why people cant just fuck it all and be nice. Try being responsible for once. Maybe even considerate. I am an angsty teenager pissed off at the world. Congratulations me.

-what is one question you have?
Why?

-what is one song you are dying to hear?
Everyday Goodbyes by Kara's Flowers. I am free to listen to it, though. So yeah, I think I will.

-what is one thing/person to want to be with you?
Being alone isn't so bad right now, I like it in fact. Laura would be nice to hang out with, though, she is amazing.

-who is one person that you feel you couldnt live without?
That is bullshit, you shouldn't need anyone.

-who do you believe yourself to be?
I believe myself to be me. There are a couple different me's though, I would like to choose the me that existed a month or so ago. Wouldn't you agree?

-what drives you?
That is a very good question. I have never really taken time to think about it. What drives me? I suppose it is just the fact that I am alive and that I should continue to be that way... as happy as possible. All kids, though, have their slumps. This one is just temporary.

9:34am: Survey I stole from Katie.
001.name: Suzy California
002.d.o.b.: Septermber twenty-four, nineteen eighty-three
003.location: Tallahassee Florida.
004.religion: I do not believe in God (but I will capitalize His name)
005.occupation: Secretary.

APPEARANCE
001.hair: Black with two inch brown roots. My hair is short, but slowly growing out.
002.eyes: Brown, maybe hazel.
003.height: Five foot eight.

STYLE
001. clothing: Black GAP Favorite Tee's
002.music: Blur and Pavement and Phantom Planet. Riding in my car is annoying, ask anyone.
003.make up: Not so much anything.
004.bodyart: As of now, eight electrodes.

RIGHT NOW
001.wearing: Black sexy nightie, eight electrodes and heart moniter.
002.listening to: Buzzzzz of my computer
003.thinking of: Whether or not I can finish this survey before I go back to the doctor.

LAST THING YOU...
001.bought: Dinner for Desiree and myself.
002.ate & drank: Chicken quesadilla.
003.read: K-PAX by gene brewer. The movie rocked, but the book is AWEFUL!
004.watched on tv: HA! We do not have television! Television is for those who are weak! (I want to go to someones house to watch television.)

EITHER / OR
001.club or houseparty: A house party at someone's house.
002.tea or coffee: Water.
003. achiever or slacker: I manage to achieve while slacking.
004.beer or cider: No more.
005.drinks or shots: No more.
006.cats or dogs: Sandy and Patty. Patty is probably really fat now.
007.single or taken: Of course I am single. What the fuck else would I be?
008.pen or pencil: Pentel somethingorother.
009.gloves or mittens: Mittens are cute, but gloves are just way more practical.
010.food or candy: Toast.
011.cassette or cd: Both are good. Vinyl is for suckers.
012.coke or pepsi: WATER! (Watch me say Pepsi and get my ass kicked)
013.hard or mild alcohol: No more.
014.matches or a lighter: My lighter says "Florida" on it. Florida is a nice place.
015.sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: I like the Panama City Beach.
016.Rickie lake or oprah winfrey: Question: Who was in Hairspray?

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
001.kill: Nah.
002.hear from: I most certianly will not tell. (Probably because I've more than one answer)
003.get really wasted with: Laura, oh wait, done. Nobody anymore.
004.look like: Myself.
005.be like: Myself.
006.avoid: You win.

LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
001.touched: Desiree, hugging her goodnight.
002.talked to: Desiree, telling her to get out of my bed.
003.hugged: See 001
004.instant messaged: Ray, telling him goodnight.
005.kissed: Laura and Katie. On the lips, babe!
006.who broke your heart: SUCKERS!!!! No one has gotten a hold of it yet!

WHERE DO YOU
001.eat: Los Compadres seems to be the palce.
002.dance: En mi coche, Preston.
003.cry: See 002.
004.wish you were: Right here.

HAVE YOU EVER...
001.Dated one of your best friends? Nope.
002.Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? sorry i'm not really into that dashboard confessional type shit. (katie is funny... but she should note that the name has changed to the "Larry Bonk Confessional")
003.Drank alcohol? Yes. But no more. I love being drunk, I hate drinking, and I hate that everything smells like alcohol and vomit for the next couple of days.
004.Done drugs? No way. (Though Desiree and I went looking for "porn" the other night)
005.Broken the law? Speeding. Running red lights. I am sure I have tresspassed a couple times.
006.Ran away from home? Cannot say that I have. Though one day, I was upset, so I took a mini road trip for 5 hours without telling anyone.
007.Broken a bone? Wrist. I was rocking back and forth on a homemade tetherball court.
008.Cheated on a test? I did not read To Kill A Mockingbird, but still managed to pass the unit. Thank you Sarah.
009.Skinny dipped? Hell no. Though I did swim in my bra once. That was actually quite recent. I have a hot rack.
010.Played Truth Or Dare? I was nine ears old once.
011.Flashed someone? Not my boob boobs. Just bra.
012.Mooned Someone? My butt is ugly.
013.Kissed someone you didn't know? Ha ha ha ha, maybe you should ask me the first two words of that question first....
014.Been on a talk show/game show? I have hosted quite a few.
015.Been in a fight? Sibling Rivalry.
016.Ridden in a fire truck? No, but my dad has. He saves lives... what does your dad do?
017.Been on a plane? I believe so.
018.Come close to dying? Ha ha ha ha ha... I am stupid.
019.Cheated on your Boy/Girlfriend? No, but the breakup probably would have been easier if I had.
020.Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride? Usually my sister. Both.
021.Eaten a worm/mud pie? I do not believe so.
022.Swam in the ocean? Yes! And I had sex with Laura in the ocean!
23.Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? Probably.
WHAT IS...
001.The most embarrassing CD in your collection? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
002.Your bedroom like? Plain, messy.
003.Your favorite thing for breakfast? TOAST!
004.Your favorite thing for lunch? TOAST!
005.Your favorite thing for dinner? TOAST!
006.Your favorite Restaurant? On The Border is really good, but I am also a sucker for Red Lobster and the Olive Garden.

ARE YOU...
001.A Vegetarian?: Nope.
002.A Good Student?: I should hope so, when school starts.
003.Good At Sports?: No. Let us play tennis, though.
004.wakeboarding/snowboarding.. etc? Never have.
005.A Good Singer?: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. no.
006.A good Actor/Actress? I wish i had the chance.
007.A deep sleeper?: Probably not too attractive.
008.A Good Dancer?: No way, mang.
009.Shy?: Actually, sometimes, I guess, it depends on who I am around.
010.Outgoing?: See 009.
011.A good storyteller?: No. I ramble and my stories have no point.
012.Last words?: Cause I'm rattled by the rush.

5:18pm: Survey from Rebekah Krause
The TOTAL Survey (aka: The survey that you recieved by a friend from a mass-forward and that you're only filling out because you are bored or avoiding something.)

-BASICS-

Name: Suzy G Goose
Age: 47. 49 in September
School: Florida State University. It is in Tallahassee, Ohio.
Occupation: I am a secretary. But I cannot wait until school starts.
Hometown: Red Bluff, California
Town where you are living: Tallahassee, Florida
Siblings: Jennifer. She is a hippie now.
Pets: Patty the dog is in Red Bluff... as are a shitload of other animals. But none here.
Sports you play: I really wanted to play bonker ball last night. I play tennis. I play tennis even better on the Dreamcast.
Daily mode(s) of transportation: Preston, the 2002 Saturn SL Asshole Edition.
Relationship status: I am currently seeing two girls, but I might be going on a blind date with a boy tonight.
IQ (seriously): I've heard anywhere between 122 and 164... I would like to think somewhere around 720
Religion: I do not believe in God. (But I will capitalize His name)

-FAVORITES-

Color: Black for clothing, red for anything else
Food: Good ol' fast food chinese.
Band: Blur and Pavement. And Phantom Planet. Reel Big Fish is fun, too.
Animal: I think chinchillas are cute.
Flower: Lilly
Writing untensil: Pilot Precise v5 extra fine rolling ball pen.
Store: I must say... I dig Super Wal*Mart (though not nearly as much as Larry)
Song: Currently... any of about 7 songs by Pavement, around 8 or so Blur songs. Around 5 songs by Phantom Planet. Dude, hang around with me for a day, you will get sick of all of these songs SO FAST!
Actor or Actress: BOB ODENKIRK!!!!
Place: I dig my car.
City: San Francisco, California
Article of clothing you own: Black Favorite-T from the Gap. Short sleeved.
TV Show: MR SHOW!!!!!
Stuffed animal: I do not have one.
Resturaunt: On the Border is REALLY REALLY GOOD! I ate there once.
Subject: MATH!!!
Play: Jeepers Creepers Semi-Star
Book: Douglas Adams is my hero. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (sp?).

-THOUGHT PROVOKING QUESTIONS-

If you could be any insect in any time period, what and where would you be? The huge moth that is hanging outside the door at my work. It is pretty.... and dead.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Why? I want to be a Meteorologist... for Nye Laboratories!!!
Are you intellegent? So I think...
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Fuck you.
Do you feel that golf is a a game or sport? Why? Whatever, mang.
Do you like the President? Why or why not? I have a rash on my arm. Also, the president is stupid.
What is your proudest moment? Probably overcoming some fear I had... most likely it involved talking to a boy. I've got no merit.
Does Nilla Wafers in Pudding sound unappitizing to you? Why or why not? Why would it sound unappitizing?
What are you avoiding by filling out this survey? Work.
Are you successful? Yes. What the hell else am I supposed to do? None of the guys are back yet, the phones are not ringing, and I have already done everything there is to do.
What is the funniest thing you have ever seen? I am sure that if i thought about this for long enough, something would come across my mind. But for now, I will just have to say... This one really cool picture of me jumping in Desiree's room. I look fucking retarded and it ROCKS!
Do you like your life? Why or why not? Of course, why the fuck wouldnt I? Sure, people are assholes, and things don't always go the way that you want... but that is what it's about, isn't it?
What is your greatest achievement? Getting a 12 on that one essay.
What is your most embarrassing moment? I don't know. I don't like it when Desiree embarasses or makes fun of me.
Do you think that people are born homosexual or that it is a society derived attribute aquired during the growth process? Why? I have no idea. Either way, it is not a "Choice" so what does it matter. (right on, bekah)

-Random questions-

Did you like the "Back to the Future" movies? Sure...
Ghosts and Witches: real or hoax? Witches are real, though I doubt their spells actually do anything, or they can fly on brooms. Ghosts... Nah. (But that doesn't stop me from being afraid of them)
Do you like Micheal Jackson or do you think he is a has-been? Heal the world.
Do you speak anyother language besides English? si.
Do you find the "Iron Chef" humorous? MORIMOTO IS THE BEST!!!!
Do you think that cheerleading is a sport? Cheerleaders are HOT! And I LOVE watching cheerleading competitions.
What type of computer are you using right now? The Compaq shit-face edition. It is about 7 years old.
Do you own an article of clothing that is pleather? I do not think so.
Did you buy that piece of clothing as a joke or do you wear it regularly? What?
What are you listening to right now? Celine Dion is singing on the radio.
What does your hair look like right now? It is big today, black. In that gross "in between" stage because I am trying to grow it out.
What time is it? 4:45 pm, EST.
Do you enjoy Hanson's music? Why or why not? Where's the Love? Just ask Dennis Miller.

-PERSONAL QUESTIONS-

What is in your shower right now?
Stuff.... I guess. Not me.

How much of that do you actually use?
I use what is mine.

What time do you wake up in the morning?
11am.

What is your daily routine?
I wake up at around 11, go online for about 10 minutes, go take a shower. Dry off, go online for another 15 or so minutes, get dressed, get back online. Eat two pieces of toast and a yogurt until 12:35, then I leave for work. I am here until 6:00, but online for a couple hours. Then I go home, eat something, go online... hang out until either I go to sleep, or kids come over. Then I hang with him for a bit, and then go to sleep. Repeat.

Do you have a lot of friends?
Aquaintances (sp?), yes. Friends? A couple.

Do you have an actual best friend?
Nah.

Do you live with anyone?
Desire and Gates. But soon to be JOE and Gates!

Your room: spacious/tiny? personal/cluttered? bare/busy? nice/ugly?
My room is pretty damn big. High ceilings. The floor is quite messy, but not as messy as it would be had I carpeted floors.

What do you like most about yourself?
My body. I wish my tummy was a bit slimmer, though... and my skin firmer and clearer. But other than that, I like me.

Does your job suck?
I LOVE IT!! I am online! And I am getting PAID!!!!

Do you get along with your family?
Yes, we rarely talk.

Do you enjoy the people in your everyday life?
I love Laura and Katie. They are the only ones I cannot complain about. (and Ray and Bekah online)

Are you critical or gullable?
I think a medium amount for both.

Do you trust people? Why or why not?
Unfortunately, yes. I am naive, I guess. Assholes.

What is in your purse/bag/briefcase right now? (go check, don't make it up...that would be lying.)
My wallet, my cell phone, my keys (I just got an office key for work today!), red lipstick, Extra Winterfresh gum, pencil sharpener, lip liner (2), Maybelline Kissing Potion (that was on the shelves for like... 1 week, and I cannot find it ANYWHERE!!! I WANT MORE!), receipts, a pen I stole from a job interview, a fucking Color Me Badd tape, Clean & Clear powder stuff to make me not shiny, a florida lighter, a black ace rubber comb, chap stick, a spare key for my car, and some barrettes.

What defines the perfect partner for you?
ME WITH A PENIS!

-BODY QUESTIONS-

Do you have good personal hygene? Jesus Christ, I should sope so.

What _______ do you use? (if any)
-facewash: Ponds foaming stuff.
-soap/bodywash: Suave green stuff.
-lotion: Lubriderm SPF 15
-perfume/lotion: nah.
-makeup: occasionally some lipstick and/or eyeshadow. The no-shine powder, too... i guess.
-toothpaste: Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Shit.
-mouthwash: nope.
-floss: I forget. It's minty, though.
-deodorant: it's a Secret.
-shampoo/conditioner: Suave pink stuff!
-astringent: none.
-mints: gum.
-hair products: If any, I use FX Root Lifter.
-upkeep products: Tampax Tampons, Tweezers, Q-Tips, my loofah thingy. Yeah.
Do you clean (Q-Tip) your ears? How often? Yes, after shower
Are you in good physical shape? Not too bad. But not good.
How do you take care of your feet? Powder, I guess, sometimes. Socks.
What are your eating habits? I generally use a fork to spear a piece of food and then, again using the fork, carry that food into my mouth where I begin the process of digestion by chewing and salivating. From there I let peristalsis take over and hope for the best. (I agree)
What is your hair color? black and brown
Do you smoke/dip? When do I become a smoker? Because I say I am not. Maybe a couple cigarettes in a binge every one or two weeks.
How often do you shower? Every Day, suckah.
What do you usualy drink during the average day? Water, thats about it. And a lot of it.
Do you paint your nails? If so, what color? Usually just red.
Do you have more than one hairstyle? Big, Flat, Bob, pinned back, thats about it for the basics now.
Do you wear retainers/braces? Have you? I once had braces. I was HOT! (no, not at all)
Do you have contacts/glasses? My vision is better than YOUR MOMS!
Do you think that you are a healthy person? I Should hope so. I could be eating better, though.

-ETC-

How often do you get online? Only when I am at the Library. (lies!)
Do you write letters to people? I wish I did. But I never have anything interesting to say. And my penmanship sucks your ass.
Are you afraid to ride in a plane? Why? Planes are fun!
Are you tired? nah.
Do you want to go to sleep? yes.
Have you ever been in love? No. I guess not.
Are you attracted to anyone? Of course.
Do you wish you had someone right now? YES!
Are you away from home and do you miss it? I am away from home, and surprisingly, I miss nothing.
Are you at home and wish you were somewhere else? I am at work, I am fine being at work.
Do you think that AL Gore's beard look makes him look laid back and rustic or makes him look like he's trying to look laid back and rustic? He is pretty awesome.
What is the best coffee you've ever had and where can I get it Coffee: bad.
What time is it?: 5:06

5:10pm: boys should like me.
this is my persuastive essay that i had to write. all the high school kids in shasta county had to write one. it was graded on a 6 point scale, 6 being the best, by two judges. i was one of the 12 kids in the county to get a score of twelve. i rock. but this essay rocks even harder. keep in mind that this is over a year old. i never actually had anyone respond to it, though i hear a guy named mike read it and said "i have to find that girl." (it was read to all the kids as an example of a 12 point paper.) here it is.

now that i am seventeen years old and in highschool, i have made an important decision: i like boys. for the past twelve years, i have watched all my friends go out and break up with many boys, meanwhile, i just stayed at home, watched television and did my homework. i have, however, had one "boyfriend." his name was jesse and it was in sixth grade. the relationship was the kind where i said "will you go out with me?" and then we never got within five feet of eachother. needless to say, he called me in the middle of the summer to break up with me. we never actually went out. here i am, six years later, making another important decision: boys should like me.

i have thought long and hard about this, and i hm still quite unsure of why i hav enever had a boyfriend. hell, no boy has ever even showed any interest in me. in fact, the way that i am, boys should b elining up just to hang out with me. let me explain some very important reasons as to why boys should like me.

i am nice. i am so insanely nice, i have driven over eight hours just to hang out with a friend who was in need of a shoulder to cry on. i smile to almost everyone i see, regardless of whether i know him or her. i am almost always in a happy disposition and i rarely get angry. (sorry, that last seentance is a complete lie.) but unless someone hurts me, i am generally nice.

despite my extremly wonderful personality, i do not think i am too horrible looking. i see boys all the time with girls much prettier than i. but then again, i also see boys with girls who arent exactally super-models. why dont buys find me attractice? i am somewhat tall, i have no major disfigurations, and my face is clear of acne. my eyes are beautiful, big and brown, and ive got luscious lips (all the better to kiss you with, my dear.) i have a few female friends who say that i am very pretty. i honestly do not agree with them, but i do think that my looks are definately acceptable.

if boys do not like me because of my charming personality, they should like me because of my insanely hip taste in clothes and music. i am not "into" rap or hip-hop like most girls. i like to listen to punk rock and ska. occasionally, ill even slip back to the classics like james taylor and otis redding. my clothes are like no other. Not only am i a super-shopper, (meaning that my entire wardrobe for the 2000-2001 schools year cost a mere $17.61), i am quite fashionable. never will anyone find an outfit that can even come close to being comparable with mine. i have the kind of style that mixes and matches solits with plaids, checkers and polka-dots. what boy can resist that?

here i am, boys, i am charming, i am pretty, and i dress nicely, so why dont you want to go out with me? perhaps none of these reasons are good enough for the boys, which is why i must give one more reason as to why boys should like me: i am desperate. i am so desperate, i can guarantee that any boy who shows the slightest bit of interest in my (as long as he is not an ugly jerk who likes rap and who dresses badly), will be chosen as my boyfriend before too long.

perhaps i am missing a very important reason as to why boys do not have a romantic interest in me (i dont smell, do i?), but if i were to read this essay and i were a boy, i would definately go out with me in a heartbeat. i am way too wonderful to just let slip bby. readers, i have a proposal for you: if you know any boys who are single, nice and have similar music interests as i, please inform my teacher so that she can let me know and perhaps nobody will ever have to read an essay like this again. thank you.

12:09pm: Graduation Speech
this is my graduation speech that i gave at the end of my senior year in highschool for college connection. probably the best commencement speech ever given.

When Mrs. Stuart told me that they picked the nicest, most sincere person to speak at graduation, I was flattered, but then I realized that she was talking about Stephanie Heiser. When she told me that they picked the funniest, most witty person to speak, I was extremely pleased, but then I realized that she was talking about Scott Brackett. When I asked her why they picked me, Mrs. Stuart told me that it was because I am definitely the cutest.

Nevertheless I am greatly honored to be able to speak here tonight. Thank you.

After twelve years of schooling, the last four being high school, we are ready to move on. We have learned about academics, self-discipline, and life. Now, after we graduate, we will be putting these skills to the test. Some of my fellow classmates, like me, will be going away to school next year. We will be away from our friends, our families, our towns, and everything else we know. Most of us grew up in Northern California, and anyone who has traveled knows that the rest of the United States, the rest of the world even, is different. The Cities are larger, the people are more mixed than what we have here in Northern California, and the cultures are definitely more diverse. Next year, some of us are going away for school. We will be spread out from Southern California, up to Oregon, over to New York, down to Florida, and everywhere in between. Also, many of us will continue to study here at Shasta—a campus we have all grown to love. But no matter what happens or where we go, we all have at least one thing in common: we have already tasted the college experience together.

Some famous (and probably dead) guy once said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life." Well, my friends, that's exactly it. Not just are we preparing for college net year, but we are preparing for the rest of our lives. We all have high expectations for ourselves in the future. Just in this class, we’ve got future doctors, lawyers, and who knows, we might even be so lucky as to have the next Queen Elizabeth in here. Only, I’m pretty sure you have to be born into that position… so probably not. In fact, I’m so confident in our future that I wouldn't be surprised to see some of our graduates attain fame and notoriety. All of these students, all of us up here on stage tonight, have more than enough charisma, intelligence, and character to get us where we want to go in life, to accomplish something significant.

I attended my sister's high school graduation last year, and it seemed as if all the speakers put life into some kind of bizarre metaphor or simile. "Life is like a piggy bank, you save up your money (that'd be knowledge), and then spend it all on a new car” (I don't know what the car represented, but I do know that a couple of us could use a new one right now). Another overworked metaphor would be the one where "You are all butterflies, and high school was the phase in your life where you built your chrysalis. It has since turned all ugly and brown and hardened, and now, you are emerging as a beautiful butterfly, ready to spread your wings and go off on your own. Just be careful when crossing the street or that bright blue Chevy Nova will come out of nowhere and hit you, then you'll be nothing more than a couple square inches of bug guts and pollen on the windshield of life." I couldn't think of one clever enough to compare to what we know as life, but I did do a lot of thinking, and it made me realize that the future is a lot like Oregon and whatever is north of there.

Yes, right now, we are standing at the Oregon border on the "road trip on I-5 from Mexico to Canada" of life. The Mexican Border is like birth, I guess. Heading up from Southern California to about Sacramento (this would be growing up, I think) the freeway is pretty straight; just try not to get a speeding ticket as you try to grow up too fast. Our high school years would probably be the stretch of freeway from Redding to Yreka. There are a lot of twists and turns. Many people have accidents and there are many times when you just want to quit and call a cab, but when you hit that high desert plateau thingy between Mt. Shasta and Weed, you realize that you're still alive, and that you can do it! You can make it up to Canada! Standing here tonight, if you’ll allow me to extend my analogy, we’re somewhere up at the Oregon border. Why there? Because that's as far north as I've ever been. I don't know what the road is like after that. Okay, as a technical note, those of you who have driven up I-5 past Oregon, just play along with me so as not to ruin my beautifully :::cough cough:::: crafted metaphor. We are in Oregon (or somewhere along the border) and we are headed for Canada. Yeah, anyway, that is what it's like. Life… the future. We will keep on learning about the automobiles we drive (that would represent something like understanding ourselves). We will continue to pick up hitchhikers (that symbolizes friends and loved ones). We will go on to explore places we have never been. This Oregon border place is probably one of the most important stops we have made so far on this entire trip. And from what I have heard the road trip only gets better as we head into Oregon and Washington.

Our future is now, tonight. For some of us, this is our last night at Shasta College. But when all of us walk out of this auditorium, we will be taking that all important first step to forever. I know that each and every one of us will be successful in whatever we do. But to extend the metaphor just once more, I would like to take the words of T.S. Elliot in “The Wasteland.”

“the human engine waits/like a taxi throbbing waiting,”

so class of 2001, what are you waiting for? Revs your engines and prepare for the trip of a lifetime. Congratulations and good luck on your future travels.

12:04pm: USC admission essay.
the following is one of my essays to get into the school of film at the University of Southern California. i ended up not even applying to the film school, but i still got in the university.

I am a rock star.

One may think that the term “rock star” can only be defined through such examples as Mick Jagger, Alice Cooper, Rod Stewart or even heartthrob Justin Timberlake from the incredibly hot boy band N*Sync. One may go as far as including Internet rock stars such as Ben Brown (www.benbrown.com) or Maria DeLuca (marialand.diaryland.com). I, on the other hand, fit into an entirely separate category. I am neither a musical nor an Internet rock star. I am an all around rock star—by far the best kind.

I am famous. Sure, movie stars are famous. Presidents are famous. Many athletes are famous too, but I belong to a completely different kind of celebrity. It is impossible to describe the type of recognition into which I fall. I am just all-around famous. Wherever I go, I am always followed by large groups of people: people who worship me, people who cherish me, people who love me.

“Hey, aren’t you Suzy Gonzales?” many of them inquire.

“Why, yes I am. But please, keep it on the down-low; I don’t need huge crowds surrounding me… again.”

It happens on my leisure time, the time when I least think of myself as a famous rock star. Example: A close friend of mine (whom I have known since before my stardom) and I were at a club in Sacramento, California, for a rock music concert. “My fans won’t notice me here; there are hundreds of people,” I thought to myself. My friend and I walked down the aisle towards the stage, when an adoring fan confronted me.

“Are you Suzy?” she asked me.

“Uh-huh,” I stylishly responded. I was careful to speak quietly, so that nobody around would overhear and ask for my autograph.

“Yeah, I thought it was you,” she continued. “My name is Melissa”

And before I could say another word, she thrust her open hand out in front of herself, as if to shake hands with me. I didn’t want to be rude, so I complied and gave her a firm handshake.

“Nice to meet you. Perhaps I shall see you later, Melissa.”
(When one is famous, there are two things that one can do to raise the self-esteem of others. Call them by their name: People love that. Even if it’s just the waitress at the Denny’s Hilton where one made an appearance after an important event. People cannot get enough of hearing their own name. The other is making future promises. This gives fans something to look forward to. Everyone needs something to look forward to, right?)

I said goodbye to my fan, and promptly left the area to avoid running into any other zealots. That was one of the few times I managed to escape with all my clothing undamaged. Being famous as I am, it is common to receive that kind of response, that kind of love from admirers. Adoration from normal people is one thing, but the admiration of other rock stars brings one to a whole other level. Let me explain: I am a close personal friend of many famous and/or important individuals. I have dined with the talent of Billboard top 40 bands; I have spent vacations with their managers, and I have even gone to amusement parks with the heads of popular record labels. A number of musical rock stars have inquired if it really is I to whom they are speaking.

I was walking around the downtown area of Chico, California, when I spotted the owner of a large New York record company. I certainly was not going to disturb him; he was busy unloading equipment from a small tour bus, but he stopped working when he saw me.

“Hey, you’re Suzy, right?”

“I would be Suzy, yes,” I replied.

And with that, he and I chatted a bit, and he offered to give me some merchandise free of charge, which I accepted. He even offered to put me on the guest list for the concert that night. Free stuff is so wonderfully terrific. Due to my fame, I have never had to pay to attend a show or concert, and my name is printed on hundreds of guest lists every year.

The above are just a few examples of how insanely hip I am. I have websites—fan sites—that are dedicated to me; I have received many awards for just being me, and I am the president of a very secret, very prestigious club: the Secretly Prestigious, Insanely Hip Club. By admitting me to the School of Cinema-Television at the University of Southern California, you will assure me the opportunity to gain the knowledge to create the perfect autobiography for broadcast on E! Celebrity Profile. Who knows, my education might lead me in a different direction—perhaps a career in film directing or even cinematography. Either way, one can be sure that I will be added to that list of famous USC alumni. Why? I am a rock star, that’s why.

However, if I am not accepted, I can always attend UCLA.

2:15am: begin.
nope, not again.

2:12am: hey...
i am starting again. this will just be survey's and stuff. no worries.